holi me llamo nico soy un paladin nivel 80(na mentira no juego wow pero siempre quise decir eso :3)soy un flojo qlo que le gustan los videojuegos, el rock y sus derivados. mi primer pokemon fue un hedmozo mudkip al que llame niix (de ahi mi url). me encanta salir con mis amigos o juntarnos a ver peliculas (mi favorita es star wars), conversar de la vida con ellos o pasar la tarde jugando minecraft en nuestro pequeño server. odio a los fanaticos religiosos, el reggaeton y los que piensan que todos los gamers son unos gorditos qlos sin vida. bueno gracias por darte la paja de leer esto, Sea cortés, ande con cuidado, edúquese lo mas que pueda, respete para que lo respeten y que tengas un buen dia :D

 

ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

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i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.
Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.

Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

superkianagalaxy:

frostyclyde:

so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet

so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this

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I AM THE CRAB LORD

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(Fuente: billyjcobra)

bekkathyst:

cigrains:

earthmoonlotus:

clubfukc:

dizzy-lizard:

this lady danced for all eternity

literally, mother nature.

I don’t care if I’ve already reblogged this.

nature is rad as fuck

why does this picture make me think of myspace? 

bekkathyst:

cigrains:

earthmoonlotus:

clubfukc:

dizzy-lizard:

this lady danced for all eternity

literally, mother nature.

I don’t care if I’ve already reblogged this.

nature is rad as fuck

why does this picture make me think of myspace? 

(Fuente: tattooedtaint)

(Fuente: ctoons)